Some Things I've Learned in My Six Short Months of Life

1. Peek-a-boo is a fun game. A really fun game!
   
2. Don't try to steal a fat cat's food, especially when he's eating it!
   
3. Don't try to steal an old cat's food. Ever.
   
4. When there's glass between you and the squirrel, you can't get the squirrel (but the squirrel doesn't know that).
   
5. A heaty bed is a must-have (even for the indoor kitty) on a cold Minnesota winter day.
   
6. Being inside is soooo much better than being outside in the cold.
   
7. Anything can become a game. Anything.
   
8. Cheese is good food.
   
9. Dirt is good food, too.
   
10. A hissing cat isn't necessarily an enemy. Share a toy with him and he might just become a friend.
    
11. Walls do not give when you run into them.
    
12. The little red lighty dot that's so fun to chase only appears when a human is in the room.
    
13. Laps are warm and comfy.
    
14. I am incredibly handsome.
    
15. A forever home is the most wonderful home. I can only imagine.