Why I Like Being Adopted!!!!!

1. It makes me happy!
   
2. I'm in a FOREVER home. What can be better than that?
   
3. I know I will always be loved.
   
4. There's always a roof over my head, a comfy bed to nap in, food in my belly, and a warm lap to curl up in (and a new sister to torment).
   
5. When I go to bed tonight, I will be in my new home. When I wake up tomorrow, I will be in my new home. When I go to bed tomorrow, it will still be my new home. When I wake up the following day, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now (that's a long time in kitten years!!!), I will be in my own home!
   
6. All of the toys are MINE!!!!
   
7. Because my new mom and dad are really cool, nice, and will love me no matter what I do.
   

My Favorite Movies

1. Annie
   
2. Despicable Me
   
3. Stuart Little
   
4. Meet the Robinsons
   

Things That Make Me Happy

1. Butterflies
   
2. My tail
   
3. Belly rubs
   
4. The thought of being adopted
   
5. Being kissed on the nose
   
6. Watching birds
   
7. Hoping I'll be adopted
   
8. Tuna
   
9. My sparkly ball
   
10. Actually being adopted
    
    

You Know You Want to Adopt Me

I've been told by my foster family that I'm getting a ton of hits on my profile and my blog. Very exciting. And yet no one has called to make an appointment to visit with me!

Come on! You know you want to adopt me. I'm cute.

You really should call to visit me. I'm cuddly.

You can commit to me! I won't break your heart.

I go with everything. I come in basic black.

Operators are standing by. I'm here to listen to you.

It's easy! Just pick up the phone and request an appointment with that "unbelievably good looking" kitty.

I'm waiting for you! You know you're the right one for me.

Ways I Discovered That One of My Foster Brothers Was Not a Cat (He's a Rabbit)

1. He LIKES veggies.
   
2. His tall pointy ears.
   
3. He hops.
   
4. His fluffy ball of a tail.
   
5. When he eats grass, it's okay.
   
6. He smells funny.
   
7. He said, "Hey, kid. I'm a rabbit, not a cat."
   

My New Year's Resolutions

1. Eat more veggies. Wait. Already broke that one. Left the peas from my chicken with peas dinner.
   
2. Get adopted.
   
3. Practice being cute... cuter.
   
4. Learn to tap dance. Probably a good way to get adopted.
   
5. Don't push the old cat down. Whoops. Already broke that one.
   
6. Clean up my toys every night. Well, a couple times a week... month... whenever I can't find the one I'm looking for.
   
7. Take time each day to soak up the sun, life, and all my surroundings.
   
8. Stop saying bad words.
   
9. Learn to knit. Wait. Maybe I'll just play with the balls of yarn instead.
   
10. I will be a good friend to anyone who needs one.
    

Reasons Why I'm Glad It's Friday!!!

1. Starts off two whole days with the humans!
   
2. The treats are much better on Friday!
   
3. The weekend means someone might call for an appointment to visit me.
   
4. Later bedtime!!
   
5. It's pizza night!
   
6. I can sing the Friday song and not get weird looks.
   
7. Tomorrow I get to sleep in!
   
8. Monday is more than 48 hours away!
   
9. Friday night TV! Do they still have TGIF?
   
10. A time to kick back, relax, and hang with my kitty peeps.
    
    

Some Things I've Learned in My Six Short Months of Life

1. Peek-a-boo is a fun game. A really fun game!
   
2. Don't try to steal a fat cat's food, especially when he's eating it!
   
3. Don't try to steal an old cat's food. Ever.
   
4. When there's glass between you and the squirrel, you can't get the squirrel (but the squirrel doesn't know that).
   
5. A heaty bed is a must-have (even for the indoor kitty) on a cold Minnesota winter day.
   
6. Being inside is soooo much better than being outside in the cold.
   
7. Anything can become a game. Anything.
   
8. Cheese is good food.
   
9. Dirt is good food, too.
   
10. A hissing cat isn't necessarily an enemy. Share a toy with him and he might just become a friend.
    
11. Walls do not give when you run into them.
    
12. The little red lighty dot that's so fun to chase only appears when a human is in the room.
    
13. Laps are warm and comfy.
    
14. I am incredibly handsome.
    
15. A forever home is the most wonderful home. I can only imagine.
    

One Handsome Kitten

Things I Think About

1. Does catnip rot my brain?
   
2. Is that squirrel looking at me?
   
3. Where's my sparkly ball? I should keep an eye on it from now on. It keeps wandering away.
   
4. What would I look like as a redhead...? Something to keep in mind once Spring hits.
   
5. When will I get adopted?
   
6. What's for dinner? When's dinner?
   
7. Did I remember to turn off the iron?
   
8. Where does the water in the faucet come from?
   
9. Why hasn't anyone adopted me yet?
   
10. I should start flossing.
    
11. Should I lay in my heaty bed all afternoon or just most of it?
    
12. What toy should I play with today?
    
13. What does the person who is going to adopt me look like?
    
14. Who's gonna rub my tummy now?
    
15. I like shiny things.
    
16. I should really keep a log of all my thoughts.
    
17. Things to add to that lady's shopping list: Cheese, salmon, tuna, milk, more salmon.
    
18. How do I get this song out of my head?
    
19. Seriously, why hasn't anyone adopted me yet?
    
    
    

My Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Adopt Me

1. I want to be first in line to view the contents of the fridge.
   I'm tired of waiting in line behind my foster brothers. They're bigger. They block my view. I want to see what's good in the fridge for myself!
   
2. Whenever you're sad, I will tell you some funny jokes. Well, I think they're funny.
   
3. I love to explore. I'd like to explore your house. I'm sure I can find things you've lost or forgotten about.
   
4. I'm an avid bird watcher. I'm sure you have different birds that I haven't seen before.
   
5. I am a fabulous listener. You talk. I'll listen.
   
6. You have a comfy lap. I have a comfy tushy. They go well together.
   
7. Let me show you my belly. You won't be able to take your eyes off it. It's fluffy. It's adorable. You can rub it.
   
8. I will let you tell me how cute I am. Over and over and over again. Because you know you want to.
   
9. I'm the happiest kitten EVER. It will rub off on you.
   
10. I think you'd make a wonderful mom or dad. Let me show you.